"I will not be fooled into buying another Zelda," I tell myself, as my social media feeds bury me with perfect reviews, hype, and FOMO.
(No shade on people who enjoy Zelda, or those who are excited! It's just that I have bounced off every single Zelda game I have ever tried to play*, ever. I get about 1/3 through, life happens, and then I forget the game exists and can't ever get myself back into it. I bought BotW at launch, and I never beat it! It's just that Zelda games aren't really my jam, but I always wind up buying them anyway because there is SO much positive coverage and word of mouth. And I think "Maybe THIS time...")
(*Except Link's Awakening. That game's cool.)


