PhormTheGenie

Vixen. Genie. Vixdjinn!

Hi! I'm Phorm, and I'm a Vixdjinn!

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I'm a genie girl, who really likes being a genie, and really likes everything about genies (really)! I'm a bit confused, lost, and trying to find my way, but I always enjoy interacting with folks here. (Trans🏳️‍⚧️, occasionally NSFW, Be 18+ or please be gone.)

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The maniacal wizard thrust his hands into the air above his head, arcane energies swirling violently in the air as he cackled.

"Behold, adventurer! Your efforts are for naught! TREMBLE as I weave the darkest of mystic energies, and unleash my powers of NECROMANCY to summon an undead army! You stand no chance!"


"S... Seriously?" The adventurer paused in her wake, sword at her side, looking incredulously around her as bolts of purple, crackling magic struck graves and tombs on all sides of the cavernous room. Rattling, scraping noises filled the air as long-dead bones assembled into a dozen skeletons, surrounding her from all angles as they advanced in shambling steps.

The adventurer looked up at the wizard, perplexed, "Skeletons? Seriously??"

The wizard dropped his hands to his sides, brow furrowed. "What's wrong with skeletons? Skeletons are a classic for a reason! I now have a throng of soldiers, whereas you are but a single-"

"Dude, skeletons are classic because they're cheap. They're useless!"

"No they aren't!"

The adventurer threw her head back with an exasperated sigh, sheathing her sword. She put her fingers to the bridge of her nose and took a deep breath. The skeletons, for their part, looked at each other with what might've qualified as befuddled expressions, had they any capacity to express.

"Okay, look" She continued, "First of all, this whole strategy wouldn't even work in concept if we weren't fighting in a burial catacomb. What're you going to do in the middle of a meadow, or a forrest trail? Second," The adventurer reached out with an open palmed hand, and very gently pushed the nearest skeleton off balance.

The collection of animated bones flailed furiously, before losing balance, toppling over, and smashing against the hard stone floor. Femurs shattered into splinters, ribcage exploding into shards. The skeleton's skull cracked into five separate pieces. The other skeletons froze, terrified at the sight.

"Bones get super brittle when they're dried out, and this place is centuries old! Oh, and another thing," The adventurer looked over to her left shoulder, where a more ambitious skeleton had it's teeth upon her, nibbling fruitlessly - unable to even scrape the leather of her armor's exterior. "The amount of magic you're expending just to keep them upright is tremendous. They can't even scratch me, let alone swing a weapon with any force sufficient for combat."

The wizard was shaken. Crestfallen, he coward over, eyes darting to each of his suddenly ineffectual skeleton warriors. Most of them shrugged back.

"Wh... Wh... But, necromancy!"

"I dunno what to tell you dude. Turns out tendons and muscles are really important."

"I see," The wizard stroked his beard thoughtfully for a moment, "So zombies wo-"

"Uuuuuggghhh!" The adventurer let out a loud sound of frustration, "OH MY GOD, can't you just throw a fireball or something?"

The skeletons all fell to the ground in pieces as the wizard released his arcane hold in sullen defeat. Bones clattered and shattered against the catacomb floor as he kicked at the ground, pouting. "But I hate fire invocation magic! I always burn my beard."

The adventurer approached, putting an arm around the sulking magician's shoulder and giving him a reassuring pat on the back. "Now, don't be that way. This is about how to invest your magic responsibly! Oh! I know, how about a nice poison spell?"

As they walked out of the catacomb together, the wizard's voice seemed to lift slightly.

"I like poison..."


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