Phorm The Vixdjinn

@PhormTheGenie

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Hi! I'm Phorm, and I'm a Vixdjinn!

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I'm a genie girl, who really likes being a genie, and really likes everything about genies (really)! I'm a bit confused, lost, and trying to find my way, but I always enjoy interacting with folks here. (Trans🏳️‍⚧️, occasionally NSFW, Be 18+ or please be gone.)

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Phorm The Vixdjinn @PhormTheGenie8/21/2023, 3:41 AM

If I crawled in a triangular glass with an olive and poured vermouth on myself, would that make a martini?

#shitpost #shitchost #Because I'm a djinn get it

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westside bunn @rhinestoneCowboy8/21/2023, 3:43 AM

YOU.

Phorm The Vixdjinn @PhormTheGenie8/21/2023, 3:43 AM

Me! :D

Werewolf Chef Selina @selnyam8/21/2023, 3:44 AM

Depends if you get jiggled around or spun in circles first

Phorm The Vixdjinn @PhormTheGenie8/21/2023, 3:53 AM

Oh dear. I'm holding onto this olive for dear life!!

Werewolf Chef Selina @selnyam8/21/2023, 4:16 AM

Very gentle jiggles or spin, just enough to make you laugh!

Phorm The Vixdjinn @PhormTheGenie8/21/2023, 4:20 AM

Okay, now this is sounding like a better time! It's important not to bruise your djinn when making a martini ^.^

Xīn Jīn Mèng @xinjinmeng8/21/2023, 4:18 AM

Wisdom from the street.
"Honey, just because you crawled into a glass and garnished yourself with an olive… that don't make you a martini."

Phorm The Vixdjinn @PhormTheGenie8/21/2023, 4:22 AM

You mean I covered myself with vermouth for nothing??

(Aside: I delight in how you have a response for almost everything <3 It never fails to make me smile tremendously)

Xīn Jīn Mèng @xinjinmeng8/21/2023, 4:32 AM

You can keep the vermouth. 💋

jeroknite @jeroknite8/21/2023, 4:19 AM

I giggled

Phorm The Vixdjinn @PhormTheGenie8/21/2023, 4:22 AM

❤️

Jaida R. L. Mack @jaidamack8/21/2023, 4:30 AM

The best thing about any djinn-based drink is that each sip comes with a little kiss!

Phorm The Vixdjinn @PhormTheGenie8/21/2023, 4:32 AM

We aim to satisfy, after all! :D

@DoodlestheGreat8/21/2023, 5:08 AM

We toss in an Alka Seltzer and you can be a Djinn Fizz!

Phorm The Vixdjinn @PhormTheGenie8/21/2023, 12:30 PM

I always wanted to be more effervescent!

Arina Artemis @arina-artemis8/22/2023, 11:08 AM

I don't know my alcoholic drinks but honestly, a djinn pouring themselves into a glass sounds adorable.