*Phorm stands bleary-eyed at 6:30 AM in front of the cork board with red twine, muttering gently to herself as she stares intently*
"Sprinkle Spangles... Sprinkle Spangles... A cereal from the 1990s with a mascot genie voiced by Dom DeLuise? Cereal discontinued in 1998, but long before that, they did away with the genie. Just... vanished. Urban legend is they didn't want to pay him, just wished him gone. Somehow that worked. Just... poof..."
"..."
"It couldn't have existed. I was there. I was there. I would know. The laylines, the ripples in the Eden field. I would have felt..."
*She opens a tattered pop-culture history reference tome, only for a faded photo to flutter to the ground. She gasps, clutching the photo with widened eyes.*
"No. NO. It'd can't be. It... This has to be fake! I was there!!"
*The vixen genie jumps as a nearby TV turns on, a jolt of static clearing to give a clear, if faded, picture. She regards the glowing screen with horrified eyes*
*She shakes visibly*
"What did they do? What did they DO? Even Babu wouldn't deserve... WHAT DID THEY DO?"


