Every trans girl I have ever met or heard, while sneezing: *Makes the sound of an adorable cartoon mouse, squeaking gently and quietly.*
Me, sneezing: *Makes the sound of an angry, lumbering, massive breast, rapidly approaching with startling speed, a cacophony of rising terror and chaos, before literally detonating, unleashing a noise that sets off car alarms, sends animals scattering, blows out every window in a ten kilometer radius, and registers on the USGS recent earthquake map.*
God damn it.
