Havin' one of those "Putting the cereal in the fridge, putting the orange juice in the cupboard, accidentally washing my face with tooth paste" mornings.
I literally locked the front door, started walking away, squinted, and thought "Wow, the weather sure is blurry today," before I realized I wasn't wearing my glasses (which I usually never take off).
I may be tired. Or an idiot. Or a combination of both.



