- Remember Fighting Games are cool and rad and I should play them more.
- Finally find the time to play, but I'm really rusty.
- Jump into training mode to knock the dust off, warm up, and remember the fundamentals.
- Encounter a timing requirement in training mode that I simply cannot overcome, due to lack of manual dexterity or mental reaction time.
- Realize that I have no business playing real people if I can't even approach training mode.
- Stop playing.
- Weeks pass, return to 1.


