Me On October 2nd: "So, like, I think the reason that I imagine physical contact with a genie bottle resulting in almost hypersensitive blissful sensations for the genie (regardless of physical proximity or summoned status), is because I'm fundamentally touch starved. So I tend to fixate on the pleasantness of gentle touches at any scale, particularly those that would be graced upon such a personal and important object as a genie's bottle."
Jamba Juice Employee, Staring At Me Blankly: "... Do you want a smoothie or not?"


