PhormTheGenie

Vixen. Genie. Vixdjinn!

Hi! I'm Phorm, and I'm a Vixdjinn!

A Friendly Vixdjinn Says Hello!

I'm a genie girl, who really likes being a genie, and really likes everything about genies (really)! I'm a bit confused, lost, and trying to find my way, but I always enjoy interacting with folks here. (Trans🏳️‍⚧️, occasionally NSFW, Be 18+ or please be gone.)

A Genie Bottle, With A Rising Wisp of Pink Smoke In The Shape Of a Heart

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*Floating upon her bottle with a focused, serious look on her face. She regards a notepad in her paws, while idly tapping a pencil on her chin*

Okay, let's just run down the list one more time before we finalize everything.

You wish for:

  • A nominal increase to stature
  • To be exceptionally skilled at sports, particularly basketball
  • To be in a relationship with a woman who displays excellent, physically attractive qualities (Though as a condition of this, you have promised to make regular contact with her via telephone)
  • A bunny friend, one who must possess both headwear AND baseball bat.
  • A 1964 Chevrolet automobile, fully decked out in the 'low-rider' style, specific model: Impala.

Now, is that about it?


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in reply to @PhormTheGenie's post:

Oh, I'm glad you got a chance to experience it for the first time! It's a bit of an "of its era" song, but it's a classic through and through. And obviously suggestive of certain things from its title that may have nothing to do with the song in actuality!

(Also, I will always make these implications :D As problematic as that can be...)

Wishgranting wise, those lyrics are real fun!

  1. I love the English language for wishes. There's nothing in the words "I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller." that specifies gender. The WNBA is a thing!
  2. While in our reality, the "bunny" monicker probably denotes promiscuity, not anthropomorphic-ness, we're positing Mr. Skee-lo is talking to a vixdjinn so all bets are off;
  3. Speaking of which, do you know how much more fun you can have with a nearly two-meter tall antelope friend than a car, even a tricked-up one?

Oh and hey, would you look at that, all neatly packed into three wishes! Funny how it all worked out! Y'all want one bottle, or three? ;)