So this morning Amazon tried to recommend I purchase a desk.
Which, like... Fair enough, Amazon. I admit I do appreciate the idea of a shockingly pink desk - If for no other reason that it is not drab and boring, and matches some of my accessories.
But what really got my attention was the description:
GIFT FOR GIRL FEMALE, RIGHT
(Maybe they meant "Gift for girl. Female, Right?")



it appears my brain did that fun thing where the second thought never makes it to text but my memory assures me it was a very funny statement likely referencing a similar listing for a surge protector that just ended with “Fire”