No. Not in the slightest. You know why? Because if I were involved they'd know how to lamp correctly.
Yeah, that's right, you heard me!
YOU'RE ALL LAMPING WRONG!
See, if it were up to me, it'd go a little something like this:
Step 1: Find an appropriate lamp - or if you will - bottle.
Step 2: Rub vigorously.
Step 3: Well... You'll see.
(Also, I'm more a being of smoke than of light, but nevertheless!)


