My mom: So your sister is starting to take self defense classes. She's learning... what's it called? "Aye kydo"? "High kiddo"?
Me: Do you mean aikido?
My mom: Well, whatever it is, she does it at the Jojo.
Me: At the WHAT
My mom: The Jojo? Isn't that the place where they do martial arts?
Me (internally): Well... I guess she's not COMPLETELY wrong.


