From now on, whenever someone exasperates me, I won't swear or get upset. Instead I'm just going to exclaim:
"That does it! You're out of the tontine!"
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Hi! I'm Phorm, and I'm a Vixdjinn!
I'm a genie girl, who really likes being a genie, and really likes everything about genies (really)! I'm a bit confused, lost, and trying to find my way, but I always enjoy interacting with folks here. (Trans🏳️⚧️, occasionally NSFW, Be 18+ or please be gone.)
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dragon.style/@Phormposts from @PhormTheGenie tagged #shitpost
also: #shitposting, #shitchost, #shitposts, #shitchosting
Teff: "The fact that you've got 'Party City' printed down the side of your lamp - And the fact that I've got 'Djinnerator 2.0 Liters' printed down the side of mine - should precipitate your tits into getting sucked up, along with the rest of your presence. Now djinn off!"
Me: Teff's hair should be soft. Silken. Almost impossibly so - frictionless and slick, but also delicate to the touch.
Me: . . . Also, she can use a single strand of it like garrote wire.
"And what about the strange connection problems plaguing the data center? Was it a failing router? Power supply woes? Packet loss due to solar flare? Or was the hardware truly haunted after all?"