PhormTheGenie

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I'm a genie girl, who really likes being a genie, and really likes everything about genies (really)! I'm a bit confused, lost, and trying to find my way, but I always enjoy interacting with folks here. (Trans🏳️‍⚧️, occasionally NSFW, Be 18+ or please be gone.)

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Recently, Furry Hacktivist group SiegedSec made headlines by cracking open a Heritage Foundation Server and leaking the details within.

Since then, apparently members within the group have been in communication with a member of the Heritage Foundation to discuss the breach.

In response to vio, Howell argued that he was “in the process of identifying and outing” members of SiegedSec, who have referred to themselves as “gay furries” throughout their two-year-long hacking spree.

“Closeted Furries will be presented to the world for the degenerate perverts they are,” Howell said. “You cannot hide. Your means are miniscule compared to mine. You now can either turn yourself in or you can cooperate.”

And it's like...

Okay, first of all, trying to shame cybercriminal furry hacktivists into conceding to your demands has to be the fucking funniest thing I've ever heard of. What're you gonna do next, asshat? Try to shame a tree for growing? Shame the rivers for flowing? Of fucking course they're perverts, you gibbering nincompoop! They've claimed your narrow-minded judgement of them as strength, and your assessment of their morals by your own backwards christofascist rubrick means nothing to them.

Do you understand? These people are free from your control, you middling little bully. They have embraced radical self determinism specifically in defiance of your theocratically mediated attempts at control and oppression.

Second, the idea of threatening "closeted furries" is as cruel as it is laughable. Because, like, who the fuck cares if someone is a furry? But further, it illustrates that this furry hatred is nothing more than thinly veiled queerphobia (as it always is), because these Heritage Foundation shitpiles treat it exactly like outing a closeted queer person. This particular stain of a human being clearly understands that his threats won't work against SiegeSec, so he opts to say "We will target and hurt the most vulnerable of your community", which is some cowardly bullshit to say the least.

Anyhow, I'm glad the Heritage Foundation got hacked. I'm glad that it was done by a self-proclaimed gay furry hacktivist group. I hope they get hacked again by other groups that make them feel uncomfortable, small, and ineffectual.

The Heritage Foundation is a blight on the world, and each member is nothing more than a fetid garbage homunculus, rotting in their own hateful stench and shambling toward obscurity.



I've long since sworn off MtG, ever since Wizards of the Coast sent the literal Pinkertons after a guy because of their own shipping mistake.

So it is super not fair that the upcoming set is both adorable and awesome, a callback to the Redwall books, and deeply furry.

This highlights the fact that WotC is a company that makes shitty business decisions, but employs a ton of passionate, wonderfully creative people who are entirely detached from that realm of business.

I mean, Jace as a fox? Lilly as a necromancer squirrel?! Tamiyo as a bunny??? And shut up, Ral as an OTTER?!? That's too good. That's too good!!



🎶He was a boy
There was a lamp
Can I make it any more obvious?
Rubbed on the brass
Smoke from the spout
See what it's about?
He got sucked in
She'd never tell
Secretly she wanted this as well
Turned into smoke
The color of rose
Then she was wearing those harem clothes🎶

🎶She was a genie gal
Said "Make your wishes, pal"
Emerged from her lamp with a puff of smoke
Had those bangles of gold
And magic quite manifold
Granting wishes, it was no joke🎶