My old church was cleaning out its basement for the annual rummage sale. Amongst the treasures:
— A Barbie branded organ that played despite not being plugged in.
— Dozens of the same dress: cotton/poly, column shaped, bright blue and green sea creatures print with navy blue stripes, and a hood. Volunteers donned these dresses during Sunday service to promote the sale, including the 6+ foot tall minister.
— A set of fountain pens and miniature ink bottles that were sculpted to look like fantasy creatures and potions.
— My notebook from membership classes. The front had notes on classes and a lot of “WTF I am irredeemable in every religion” ranting. In the back, the beginnings of a story about actors trained as FBI agents fighting vampires.
— More knock-off Rick and Morty merch than your average head shop.
