I always said if I was in Star Trek I'd be a Space Librarian. That was put to the test last night
I was in Starfleet and the Borg were attacking. Everyone was tasked with finding SOME way to stop the Borg... so I came up with one.
I took an old video format, what was essentially "Space Eight Track for Video" mixed with "Space Windows ME" and packaged it up as some secret new weapon. Just the shittiest hardware and software, that we had sunk so much time an energy into getting ti work, but was a buggy awful mess. That was our secret weapon. Then we sent off a fake defense force to protect it.
I woke up before the Borg took the bait, sadly.
