I figured I shoupd post more about this ahahah
Rough idea I had for a dog thief character was like, chubby, kind of a rotund doughball, big boobs? Goes by JD, insists that they are not her initials that stand for "Jane Doe" but she is actually very foolish and as such has just used her real ass initials, Juliette Dogsworth
Got the blinding bangs and all I think, very silly but wants to be taken seriously, announces her presence all the time and blows her cover as a result
She keeps knocking over valuables with her tits as well, VERY MUCH a clumsy bitch? Locking herself out of the easy way of getting into a safe cos she keymashed with her boobies,,, that sorta thing y'know?
Trying to walk on a power line and having it cartoonishly bend down all the way to the ground as she stares toward the camera like ._. and is then launched into the air as it snaps back LMAO
Squishing her cheeks into a barred up opening like "Guh I've seen Clubs do this before, how does she do it" Trying to squish through the bars
I think like, it's a miracle she never gets arrested in the first place ngl, she's quite easy to track and figure out
She's probably immensely talented in other areas but she wants to be a thief despite being woefully underprepared and lacking in the skill required for it (likes to work alone because that's part of the image even though she's a very social creature)
I think she's genuinely harmless, wouldn't hurt a fly, has probably flattened a few guards on accident but has never gone out of her way to beat anyone up
Imagining she actually does steal a bag of only to realise all the gold had spilled out a hole in the bag, has her like TT_TT
Imagining Juliette has that trope where like, her eyes are obscured most of the time but when they aren't, they're VERY fucking pretty I think
Hair slicked back, neat ponytail, gorgeous eyes on full display, in a fancy dress to disguise at a ball and kinda shocked when she's actually pulling it off and people are falling for it
Calls herself Julie Deacon cos she seems to be unable to call herself something that doesn't match the exact initials but people don't seem to notice or care
She still fumbles the bag at some point in this heist because that's the Juliette way
