The Pony Roses System
- None/They/She
Five Six Seven mares in a trenchcoat ΘΔ
May or may not add up to a functioning person
Devotee(s) of Luna
System Info:
4-5 years of being a mixed origin system
Hypervisor status:
Enabled
the walgreens fridge tv died, and tvs are opaque so now it's physically impossible to tell what's inside the fridge
the employees have taken photographs of the fridge's contents, printed them on the largest paper they can get out of the photo-printer kiosk, and fucking taped them to the screen
Really happy to see these failing and being consigned to history, as one of those goofy things tech companies tried to do in the 2020s, and playing out exactly as I foresaw the very first time I saw one of them a few years ago (everything except employees having to print out the contents of the freezer, that's a new one to me, very nice work reality)
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