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For those of you unfamiliar with Kill Team, it's Warhammer 40k for people who don't make six figures and don't want their army shot off the board in turn 2. I was running Ork Kommandos into my brother's Veteran Guardsmen.


The figure in the blue coat is a bog-standard Veteran Trooper, who my brother outfitted with a handaxe for CQC. For comparison, this is akin to giving a paralegal a knife before sending them off to fight a linebacker - only helpful in accelerating their death drive. The meatball the Trooper is fighting is a Bomb Squig, which is a lump of muscle, teeth, and anger tied to a crateful of explosives.

When a Bomb Squig dies, it's supposed to crunch the grenades in its mouth and explode, rendering everything nearby to red mist and bad memories, unless you roll a 2.

To recap, a my brother sent an extremely expendable soldier to fight a hyper-mutated attack dog with a handaxe, and the trooper won so handily the Squig didn't have time to bite down on its grenades before its brain was shut off by an axeblow.


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