oddprophet

| Clan | Starting Location | Standout Units | Tactics || ----------- | ----------- | ----------- | ----------- || Clan Mors | Southlands Thunderdome | Rats with pig iron and pointed sticks | Hand the rats swords and helmets, pray the Dwarfs get eaten by Poppa Wurrzag || Clan Skryre | New York City, USA | Machine Guns, Mortar Teams, Actual God Damned Laser Beams That Give You Cancer When You Shoot Them | 1. Run conscripts into the enemy 2. Call in danger-extremely-close artillery/gunfire on anything scary 3. If it looks like you're about to lose, find the biggest problem and drop an actual fucking NUKE ON THEIR HEADS| Clan Pestilens | Godzilla's Home for Troubled Psychics, Brazil | Rats with plagues bubonic, septicemic, and pneumonic | Deploy biological terror weapons in advance of your rats. When your target nation's infrastructure crumbles due to anthrax/plague/ultrasniffles, beat them to death with sticks || Clan Moulder | Norilsk, Russia | Big Mutant Rats, Bigger Mutant Rats, Bigger Mutant Rats with Blenders for Hands, Many Rats Stitched Together Into One Enormous Crime Against God | Throw the DNA of your worthless conscripts into a salad spinner. If you get a super-soldier, great! If you don't, flush the failures into the Juicer. Feed other, luckier(?) rats The Juice until they grow 300lbs of muscle and at least one extra head. Repeat until you have a tide of mutant ratflesh beyond the darkest nightmares of murophobics world-wide. || Clan Eshin | Xishuangbanna, China, but with intact rainforests | Rats with knives, rats with throwing stars, rats with ratanas | Wait. Hide. When someone pays you to give a shit, send your Rataku-In-Chief to remove your chosen head of state || Clan Rictus | The Devil's Own Cereal Bowl | Rats that are really talented at cowardice, even among a faction made 99.999% out of feckless cowards | Press ESC to enter the pause menu, then click "Exit to Main Menu". Follow that with choosing to start a new campaign with better rats. |

Clan	Starting Location	Standout Units	Tactics
Clan Mors	Southlands Thunderdome	Rats with pig iron and pointed sticks	Hand the rats swords and helmets, pray the Dwarfs get eaten by Poppa Wurrzag
Clan Skryre	New York City, USA	Machine Guns, Mortar Teams, Actual God Damned Laser Beams That Give You Cancer When You Shoot Them	1. Run conscripts into the enemy 2. Call in danger-extremely-close artillery/gunfire on anything scary 3. If it looks like you're about to lose, find the biggest problem and drop an actual fucking NUKE ON THEIR HEADS
Clan Pestilens	Godzilla's Home for Troubled Psychics, Brazil	Rats with plagues bubonic, septicemic, and pneumonic	Deploy biological terror weapons in advance of your rats. When your target nation's infrastructure crumbles due to anthrax/plague/ultrasniffles, beat them to death with sticks
Clan Moulder	Norilsk, Russia	Big Mutant Rats, Bigger Mutant Rats, Bigger Mutant Rats with Blenders for Hands, Many Rats Stitched Together Into One Enormous Crime Against God	Throw the DNA of your worthless conscripts into a salad spinner. If you get a super-soldier, great! If you don't, flush the failures into the Juicer. Feed other, luckier(?) rats The Juice until they grow 300lbs of muscle and at least one extra head. Repeat until you have a tide of mutant ratflesh beyond the darkest nightmares of murophobics world-wide.
Clan Eshin	Xishuangbanna, China, but with intact rainforests	Rats with knives, rats with throwing stars, rats with ratanas	Wait. Hide. When someone pays you to give a shit, send your Rataku-In-Chief to remove your chosen head of state
Clan Rictus	The Devil's Own Cereal Bowl	Rats that are really talented at cowardice, even among a faction made 99.999% out of feckless cowards	Press ESC to enter the pause menu, then click "Exit to Main Menu". Follow that with choosing to start a new campaign with better rats.

I'll probably expand this out into specific Skaven factions later. Total Warhammer III is a boiling cauldron of madness and I intend to drink deep