oddprophet

plums were
involved
in an eating-
related incident

in proximity to
the icebox
that contained
the plums

mistakes were
made in the
handling of
your breakfast

This is a message
and part of a system of messages
Pay attention to it!

What is here was dangerous
and repulsive to us

The danger is present in your time
as it was in ours

The danger is to the body,
and is delicious

So sweet
and so cold

i ate
your plums
in
a major way

they were your
breakfast
or so i'm
told

but they
were just so
sweet
and cold

> eat
> the plums
> that were in
> the ice box

> and which
> my roommate
> was probably saving
> for breakfast

> say "forgive me
> they were delicious
> so sweet
> and so cold"

> mfw

winter's honeyed kiss
reserved for a warming sun
alas! swallowed whole

冬の蜜
残した光
食べちゃった

👏👏👏👏
your ice box robbed, you sobbed
your plums were M.I.A.

seems like your breakfast has been commandeered
and now you won't have fruit aside your eggs and toast
or bagels and schmear, but

i'll confess to you
(they're so sweet and so cold)
i'll confess to you
(sorry i was so bold)
i'll confess to you
(hope you forgive me too)

busted out the guitar once again

Do you seriously think I would remind you about the plums in the icebox if there remained the slightest chance of you consuming them before me?

I ate them thirty-five minutes ago.

The plums — the icebox calling cold —
A hunger for that sweet —
apologies for eating fruit
that doubtless you had saved —

There are strange things done
In the midnight sun
By the ones who search the fridge
And that tall icebox
Has seen some shocks
That makes hairs stand in a ridge
The kitchen avails
All these secret tales
That'll make you feel quite glum
But none as bad
as a roommate mad—
—For I'd ate all his plums

🎶 don't you put it in your mouth
(don't you put it in your mouth)

🎶 if they're not your plums to eat
(if they're not your plums to eat)

🎶 no matter how delicious
(no matter how delicious)

🎶 even if they're cold and sweet
(even if they're cold and sweet)

(context for non-canadians)

Hey, it's me. Did I wake you up from your depression nap?

Heard you've been in a rough spot since your discharge from the icebox unit.

There's not much a fucked up plumless loser like you can do, after all.

I've got good news for your regarding your breakfast status.

It's the sort of fruit that you enjoy, but you'll have to adjust to a more corporate mindset.

I've created an account for you on MyPlum so you can begin whenever you want.

I assume you already have some suitable apologies.

One last thing: you'll have to log at least fifteen minutes a day on the conditioning app.

We need your stomach primed and clear. No plum theft. Understand?

That should be all. Good luck on your new breakfast path.