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25 | Sapphic Pan-demi(c)

Anarcho-Communist | Roman Pagan | MILF in Training | Walking Six Steps Behind Baiken

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Suggestive, Lewd, and Nude; no Porn

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Danganronpa - Hades - Soulsborne
Guilty Gear - She-Ra - Fallout
FFXIV - AEW - AItSF/NI
Halo - WH40k


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in reply to @hijpIxel's post:

Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut but WAY smaller, and guess what?! Here's what my dong looks like-

PSHSPSHSIHPHSIP

THAT'S RIGHT BABY. TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG- HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH, THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!

EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE M O O N-

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT-

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.