Bird born in '97 from Down Under (Africa Edition (I'm talking about South Africa))

posts from @PreschoolKaiju tagged #HWYBM

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@baby-boydyke asked:

if you're still taking these asks-- how would you babysit a rowdy monkey boy? :> i'm rambunctious and chaotic but in the class clown sorta way, but get tired out really fast as a result. XD

Prep

First, as with every baby, we'd get you ready for the day! A rambunctious little kid like you needs some clothes I know won't come undone so easily. We'd dress you in a diaper (of course) and lovely little t-shirt, and top it all of with some sturdy overalls to handle everything underneath. I'd pack a pacifier and extra changes in your diaper bag just in case.

Travel

Next we'd get you secured in the car. A car seat is a must, and I'd set you up with a juice box and tablet to help keep you entertained during the ride.

Playtime

As we'd arrive at the park, I'd give you one last check before letting you go. I'd watch over as you play with the others and come if you needed someone to push you on the swings. Every now and then I'd call you over for a check and lay you down on the bench when you need a change.

Sleep time

Eventually you'd tucker yourself out, and if you needed it I'd carry you over to the car, being sure to put your pacifier in. I'd strap you in, take you home, and carry you inside. Get you clean and then finally put you down for a little nap while I cook you dinner. I'd wake you up from your nap, feed you, give you one last change, and put you down in your bed for a well deserved sleep~