Fair warning: I like to bite too ùvú. Anyways, here's how I'd go about taking care of a little plushie:
I'd start off by giving you a nice big squeeze as I wake up in the morning. I've been sleeping with you tightly hugged against my chest, because that's what you're supposed to do with plushies, of course.
Next we'd follow it up by changing your little cloth nappy, being sure to clean up all the fluff that came out during my tight squeezes during the night. Then, I'd be sure to feed you more stuffing to replace what you pushed out so you're nice and plump once again.
Following that, we'd have a nice day of play! We could do some tea parties, or some other fun little games. I'd laugh as you nibble harmlessly with your plastic fangs during out play time. Plushies have to be played with since it's their entire purpose! It's all in a days work taking care of one.
As the day begins to crest, we'd get you clean by putting you in the washing machine and setting it to "Easy Care", followed by a nice blow dry. Then we'd do one last change before we settle down for the night. I'd give you a big hug and hold you in my arms as we drift off back to sleep, getting ready for a new day filled with play~