[it is the age of so-called A.I. and everyone has been buying and selling my personal data online for like 10 years]
targeted advertising: we see that you bought a wallet last week.
me: yes
targeted advertising: would you like to um... purchase additional wallets?
me: no?
targeted advertising: damn. almost had her this time
my harmless coloring for culinary purposes bottle of food coloring has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the bottle