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Picard: Computer, main screen on

[*Femboy gooning JOIs blast the bridge at full volume*]

[*Everyone jolts or stumbles, the camera tilts sideways*]

Warf: Captain! It appears we have come under attack by a brigade from Alpha Goontauri.

Picard, solemnly: Indeed.

Data: Sir, this channel is severely compromised with "Goon"-laden, sexual energy, of a kind we cannot filter with our current shields.

Picard, getting visibly bricked up and adjusting his posture: Commander Data. Shut this communications channel down, before it's too late. We can't let this go on.


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