As a disabled person, who does a lot of disability advocacy in the software space, I feel like a lot of people misunderstand what screen readers can do now days. It kind of bothers me that people havin a bit of fun can be so readily attacked as anti-accessibility/ableist when in fact, there's solutions in the space we've had for years.
Just FYI, it's normal for you to end up with just huge banks of internet slang in the pronunciation substitution feature, and worst case, it'll just spell it out which isn't a huge deal.
Also the expensive screenreaders can sound weird slang stuff out and read from images and stuff! Hell I think the iPhone one can do that now.
i did find it conspicuous when mentions of screenreaders started creeping into the discourse when no one involved seemed to actually use one (and tbh it seems kind of in poor taste to invoke hypothetical disabled people you know nothing about in order to win an argument that's really about yourself) but lol i did not foresee this
the way screenreaders have usually come up around me has been closer to "Please do not use umlauts they are too advanced for NVDA" so this is a pleasant surprise