Found this guy at work. Normally I don't tamper with wild animals, but it was in a crawlspace with a bunch of glue traps and I didn't want it running afoul of those. It was generally pretty chill about being grabbed and carried, perhaps that's the confidence that comes from being poisonous.
Same crawlspace, another toad. In addition to getting it away from the glue traps, it was under the vapor barrier in a place where I was about to drag some equipment through so I'm glad I checked.