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Gus should not be trusted to perform your top surgery. He’s an opportunist
"You could use a buddy
Don’t you want a pal?
(Yes I do! Yes I do)
Girl, the way I see it
Your mama should be leavin’
And you should stick around"
What’s that? A Beetlejuice musical AU for Renee and Nostriano? Yesirree