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It pulled from browser cookie data from the old HS forums and used your username as the character name, and said character was always trans regardless of your IRL gender

someone should go the whole nine yards with their difficult retro-inspired game and make it so it doesn't make any fucking sense unless you buy the $25 .PDF of the strategy guide

or maybe even set up a 900 number hint tipline for that real retro-ness