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Victoria Rose | Bi trans girl | Game/UX Designer | Creator of Secret Little Haven | Your local otherkin cartoon snep kitty :3



pastille
@pastille

Not everything has been documented, as the filenames are encrypted. Some significant games known include almost every Angry Birds game, Bloons Tower Defense 5, Club Penguin, and Roblox.

Archive.org links to the leaked files are here:
https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://d193ln56du8muy.cloudfront.net/ipas/*
https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://d3qktfj96j46kx.cloudfront.net/*
https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://builds.testflightapp.com.s3.amazonaws.com/*
You can download them for yourself to help document which files contain which apps. You will need a jailbroken iPhone/iPad on iOS 10 or lower to install and play them, as they are mostly 32-bit apps.

Important edit now that the story has progressed:

As the post is now very outdated I figure I should update it to prevent spreading any misinformation. First, all the files on archive.org have been removed, due to a DMCA request from Apple themselves. Do not try to reupload any files to archive.org. Second as the Angry Birds community doesn't wish to be the center for this information, a standalone server was created. You can find it here: https://discord.com/invite/NMGYQy3teZ

Most interesting findings have been backed up to torrents and Google Drive folders which can be found there.



silverspots
@silverspots

This one was about the existence of a show on HGTV named Bitch House. The host was a man who appeared to have been a werewolf college student dragged off some Florida beach during spring break, poured into a suit, and shoved in front of a camera. He wore giant sunglasses every episode. There was no explanation.

Every episode was the same. He would show up and tour somebody's house while they talked it up: how much they paid for it, square footage, time to the highway, backyard, last renovated in xxxx, bedrooms, bathrooms, home office, new roof, everything. They would be touring the house the whole time, just like any normal HGTV show.

Then they would gather back out in front of the house and there was a really tense moment where he would tell you if your house was a bitch house or not. It not, he would just kinda shake their hands and thank them for the tour and walk away.

Otherwise, he would turn to the camera and scream "BITCH HOOOOOOOOUSE" at the top of his lungs and make all kinds of crazy faces. Music would cut in and they'd start swinging the cameras all around and cutting to random clips from earlier in the episode as if they explained why the house was a Bitch House. (They didn't).

And this was devastating for the families. Upper middle class stay at home wives would cry on national TV. High powered business executives would try to fight the host and have to be restrained. The value of those specific houses would plummet overnight, never to recover.

It was a hit.

And the criteria for what made a house a Bitch House were never revealed. During marathons of the show you would inevitably get into screaming matches with your friends about whether this house was or was not a Bitch House, only to be proven right or wrong 7 minutes later.

Bitch House ruined lives. It was considered the most successful, most divisive, and most destructive show to the American psyche ever to air on basic cable. It ran for 4 seasons and was quietly put on permanent hiatus.

And then I woke up.




hystericempress
@hystericempress

🎙️like man, I'm a raccoon AND a toon, you can't just leave that out there! my ass is gonna be floating over, buoyed aloft by the scent in a blissful daze and then I'm gonna have to get in an escalating feud with some persnickety Karen and it's gonna be a whole situation