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piesaac
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A sailor goes to the doctor. "Doctor, I'm depressed," he says. "I tire of life at sea, but I don't know what else to do with myself. I go through the motions just like before, but I just can't shake the feeling that this life, this crew, this ship isn't what it used to be."

The doctor lights up. "You're in luck! The great captain Theseus is in town tonight. Sign up with his crew! That should sort you out." The sailor bursts into tears. "But doctor," he says, "I am Theseus."



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