i want to form a messy femboy esports team. like i want 4 boys in like, different boob window sweaters, stripey thigh highs, arm warmers, faces beat to death, could get any man gay or straight with a single glare. all just sitting wrong in their gamer chairs going "they're capping the point, girl" "girl, i know" "i gotta get this sentry back up, girl" "did u see that krit demo? gag"
and like all of them have insanely long acrylics, it's hunt-and-peck season. one of them is just like, always delicately but very noisily eating a string cheese on mic. someone starts singing nicki, obviously. no games are ever won.
