satire is dead and blatant shitposts are fighting for their lives

ace, enby, software engineer and game developer that draws sometimes, ACAB, Free Palestine
satire is dead and blatant shitposts are fighting for their lives
That's why they call them fire hydrands, because they hydr and your car goes on fire.
It often annoys me when outlets seem to have an "Elon Musk beat" to cover, but it does turn things like this up, so...
A model of vehicle worse than a pinto. If they weren't so expensive the cybertruck could show up in B movies and blow up as it slices a child's head off with the front end. The head survives intact to roll on the ground several blocks away, all in slow mo for 5 minutes of the total length of the 1 hour 5 minute film.