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if Nintendo shadow drops Metroid Prime 2 remaster at the direct, i'll cosplay as zero suit samus and post the result. i know Douglas Bowser has been dying to see that. do it, Dougie

i guess my credit score is so good that companies are going a step beyond just sending me offers for credit cards and straight up opening new accounts with cards for me without my consent. this seems kind of illegal?

just got a call from the fraud department of the bank that issued the card and apparently someone used my SSN to open the account. they closed the account but guess who gets to look into possible identity theft 🙃

had a dream last night that included a brand new Kirby game that used some sort of insane tech to create 3d effects that could extend beyond the screen. i turned on my computer one morning to everything looking fucked up with weird graphical effects - but then the new Kirby game suddenly started and was playing on its own. Then for one attack Kirby pulled out a 9mm pistol and pointed it right in my face. It looked so real that I ducked under my desk.

there was some other crazy shit in the dream like a little ceiling-mounted device that allowed things under it to float, but the most unbelievable part was that a modern Nintendo game had been ported to PC.

Sometimes when you're playing Super Mario Bros. 3, you may beat a level and then have to sit through several seconds of the roaming Hammer Brothers trying to make up their mind on where to settle next. Normally this process is only supposed to take a second--most of the time they only move one or two tiles each--but sometimes multiple Bros land on each other and they have to march around again. In tight spaces, this last ten seconds or longer! You may have wondered if it's possible for them to ever get stuck in an infinite loop and never settle down. The answer to that is yes! But it would be incredibly unlikely to happen by chance, since it does require some unorthodox play and some really lucky random number generation.

Make up your mind already!