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mysterious individual


lutz
@lutz

ONLINE STOREFRONT, emailing three months after my first purchase: Haven't seen you in a while! Use the Promo Code WELCOMEBACK20 to get 20% off your next order
ME: Oh, interesting, but--hm, no, don't need anything right now.
ONLINE STOREFRONT, emailing two days later: you'll look great in our summer offerings! use the promo code SUMMER15 for 15% off your next order
ME: I... this is... less enticing
ONLINE STOREFRONT, two days after that: Ooh it looks like someone tried to unsubscribe from these emails!!!! enter the promo code LITTLEBITCH5000 to purchase your next order at a 5,000% markup. fuck you. fuck you fuck you fuxk you


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