This one gets a little raw, it's like 6am and my head hurts so bad. Magic Girl and Anime aren't really my genres, but I'm a sucker for 'extra-ordinary loser' as a perspective for writing exercises.
"Bahahaha! Give up your ceaseless struggle, you're no match for me... now that I have allied with Admiral Takamakamura!"
Daryl was doing his theatrics again. Whoever on the international evil doer's council lost last nights poker hand was not having any of my shit. It's not looking good, he's got like, a million robots, and I'm a middle aged magical... "girl", let's say that to make myself feel better. La Curandera, the Wildcat Witch, or whatever they used to call me when I was way younger and about 40 pounds lighter, those days are kind of behind me. I'm doing good though! I think I've killed like, 20 guys so far? Moonbeam as usual is actually the one doing shit but I'm helping! God I wish the other girls from Arcane Biology College were alive still, I'm like, not the one who was good at fighting.