vogon
@vogon

when amazon announced that they were going to build a drone that patrolled your house I figured that the idea was so bad that they had to have done some work to make a quadcopter that didn't scream obnoxiously loud

it turns out they did not, and the idea was just extremely bad



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like... it's behind a pane of glass in a carpeted room and you can still hear it over the noise of the CES expo floor, this is a product that exists solely for airbnb landlords and people who want their vacant property patrolled without hiring a security guard

there'll eventually be a much quieter model that is 100x more expensive that the wealthy actually use to patrol their vast empty estates, and all the bougie striver people will have this noisy half-life 2 ass piece of shit constantly screaming in the background during thanksgiving dinner etc

if i go to someones house and they have a fucking manhack on patrol thats gonna be the moment where my scifi dystopia action movie starts. thats the moment i snap. 36 hours before im covered in blood on top of the tallest skyscraper in the world pointing a gun at a billionaire who has taken my love interest hostage monologuing at me about how i could join him or whatever