[G1 Michigan voice] How does Challenge pissing work?! It's simple! If you maggots can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get a shiny Balam medal! NOW GET MOVING!
BAD RIFLES! MTS THAT DIE TO ONE HANDGUN SHOT! FILTERCHOPPERS! IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA FIND A BARGAIN AT BIG BILL'S, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!