The giraffe weevil is native to Madagascar with a striking body plan (ahem) excuse me, do you mind, I'm trying to tell people about you and you're getting in the way okay you know what? they can just do their own research I can't believe this do you know who I am? I'm going to need to talk to your agent no really I'm not going to stand for this anymore

every single time that I learn that one of the tourist attractions named in The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota is real, I say "god, I thought for sure that the rest of them were fake though"