That RE girl

I wanna start making scripted comedy skits I’m going to enlist my sister we’re a magical duo of autism it’s 4am I’m gonna message her right now she’ll probably be awake because she currently sleeps on a couch before her and her roommates move into a bigger place and her one roommate keeps playing splatoon 3 with his friends all night and she can’t sleep because he leaves all the lights in the rooms on and keeps screaming every time anything happens in the game I’m going to defeat him spiritually eventually this man said he can’t cook and he doesn’t even know how to boil water on the stove it’s incredible to me also he never cleans up after himself he leaves trash from his microwave meals all over the counter despite the trash can my sister regularly empties being mere feet away from the microwave it’s incredible to me