i don't know i'm fuckn drunk as shit but you've alwyas got Aunt Mack in your camp, hollering loudly about your pickles or your new vegas or whatever the fuck is your thing, piss on the mongrels that make it hard to be you, just fuckn fuck em the bastards
edited to add i wish it were this goddamn simple but, fuck. you can tell me you're an autobot and i'll believe you. wholeheartedly. just. be what is the truest person you can be and i will back you to the fucking moon and back, i mean it.