slimegirls taste by touching, so i am constantly tasting along my entire surface area. and i'm hundreds of years old. so that's like [pauses for five minutes to calculate] maybe 600 square meter–years of tasting experience? if a human could taste all the time with all the receptors in their tongue and cheeks and palate, that would still take them 50000 years to catch up. so i think i know what i'm talking about. you have not even begun to taste
this also means that every time we shake hands i am sucking your fingers 
