Narrator: And now, Djinnified Hospital, the continuing stoooooorrrry of a former Organic Chemist who's been lost to the bottom of a bottle.
Harem Nurse Djessica: Dr. Phorm, the next subject is ready to see you.
Dr. Phorm: Oh, yes. Well now, let's see here. Good vitals, age 41, average in every way. What seems to be the problem?
Subject (under blanket): *Coughs Profusely, pink smoke erupting with each cough*
Harem Nurse Djenny: Seems like a bad case of second hand smoke!
Dr. Phorm: Hey, have you been hittin' the bottle?
Subject: No, never touch the stuff!
Dr. Phorm: Hrm. It's worse than I thought!
Harem Nurse Djenny: Oh no, Dr. Phorm, you don't think it might be... A djinnfection?
Dr. Phorm: No, it's even more serious! This is obviously a Djinnetic condition.
Subject: But I don't have any genies in my family!
Dr. Phorm: Then I guess we'll have to do some Djinnectic engineering! Nurse, get me a fresh bottle.
Subject: Hey, are you really a doctor, anyway?
Dr. Phorm: Sure I am!
Subject: Where'd you go to medical school?
Dr. Phorm: I never said I was a MEDICAL doctor. Now here you go. I'm giving you a prescription for one bottle a day.
Subject: Take one whole bottle each day?
Dr. Phorm: No, the bottle takes YOU whole each day!
Narrator: And so Dr. Phorm has once again found a solution that really sucks. Tune in next time, when you'll hear Harem Nurse Djessica say...
Harem Nurse Djessica: Dr. Phorm, you're a genius!
Dr. Phorm: No, I just have a genie-ass!
*Cut to Balcony*
Statler: That was awful. I can't stand genie puns.
Waldorf: *Nodding in agreement* Mmm. Yep. It was Djinnterminable.
Statler: *Extremely sour muppet face*
