Reba "Roadkill" Rabbit

While riding the bus Reba accidentally sat on a witch, inadvertently turning her into a seat cushion. The witch, vexed by being compressed by bunny buns, put a pair of curses on Reba, one for each cheek. The first curse, for the left cheek, was to turn Reba's luck sour and make her a lightning rod for unfortunate events. The second curse, for the right cheek, was to make Reba effectively un-noticable to anyone who did not already know her.

After departing the bus and beginning to walk to her destination, Reba saw a parade about to start and realized she had to quickly cross the street if she wished to avoid it and reach where she was going on time. As she crossed the street she tripped over her own feet and fell onto the road. Reba attempted to get up but it was too late... the parade participants began to travel over where she had fallen...

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Choose something below that was a part of this parade. Don't worry about doubling up with previous voters, just pick the option that you like the best personally.

Vote - A MARCHING BAND!

Vote - A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE RIDING HORSES!

Vote - SOME TRACTORS REPRESENTING THE FARM WORKERS OUTSIDE OF CITY LIMITS!

Vote - A PAIR OF ELEPHANTS!

Vote - A BAREFOOT MACRO WEARING A SASH THAT SAYS, "CELEBRATING XX DAYS WITHOUT ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON SOMEONE"!

Vote - A FEW PARADE FLOATS MADE UP AS A WAY OF ADVERTISING LOCAL BUSINESSES!

Vote - A BIG STEAMROLLER REPRESENTING THE LOCAL HIGHWAY MAINTENANCE CREW!

Vote - A TEAM OF PARADE BALLOON HANDLERS LEADING THEIR BALLOON DOWN THE STREET. THE BALLOON IN QUESTION IS ACTUALLY YOU! (if you choose this, you can comment below if you'd like to reveal the identity of this blimped person)

Vote - DURING A GAP IN THE PARADE YOU SEE REBA PLASTERED TO THE ROAD AND RUSH TO PEEL HER UP. SADLY HER BAD LUCK RUBS OFF ON YOU AND YOU WIND UP SMUSHED TO THE ROAD ON TOP OF HER! (if you choose this, you can comment below if you'd like to reveal the identity of this added pancake)

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