Don't mind me, just making a ramshackle device to benefit the community.
Sound of duct tape being pulled from the roll repeatedly
Gotta make sure things feed through smoothly.
The rabbit continues to fiddle with what appears to be two unrelated devices now held together by wooden braces and duct tape, with a wooden sign rising up above the "contraption"
Okay, it looks good. Now I just gotta make sure everyone knows what its for...
Reba whips out a can of red paint and a brush and paints the words: LANDLORD/PROPERTY MANAGER to CONFETTI CONVERTER
There we go! Okay, anyone needs to do a conversion you are free to use this device!
It's literally just an older model automatic wringer strapped to a larger paper shredder so that whatever comes out of the wringer is immediately fed into the shredder
If we're diligent in using this thing we could hold several parades a year with the confetti ^u^