places her hand on the wall next to her This will have to count as holding in my pawbs.
With the housing market the way it is I can say with certainty that this house is the most expensive item I've ever laid hands on. It's still very very likely south of 100,000 buckaroos, but not as far south of that as it was a decade ago... and if things keep going the way they are it could breach that level some years from now.
As far as things that actually fit in my palms... I've got copies of Pokemon Red and Blue, played but in good condition, with boxes manuals and all, ALSO in good condition. Maybe 300 to 600 bucks? XD Most high monetary value things I've touched can't be carried so that's about the limit.