Lemme check the lost and found.
begins rummaging in her cleavage, but a bit to the left (that's where lost and found is). Produces a can of soda with a bag of pop rocks stuffed over the top-
No.
shakes the can and tosses it over her shoulder where it explodes violently several yards in the distance. Rummages a bit more and pulls out an old land mine, and accidentally triggers it, causing it to rapidly beep as she fumbles it in her hands for a moment. She stuffs it back into her cleavage and hugs her boobs together when-
boom.
The muffled boom is accompanied by her breasts expanding around her arms to twice their usual size for a split second, and then dark smoke seeping out from her cleavage as she wears an expression of discomfort on her face.
M-maybe it got mixed in with the regular alphabetical system?
Reba rummages around and starts pulling out item after item in quick succession.
Queso dip is the bomb but not what we're looking for. She stuffs it back inside A copy of the Borderlands movie? I guess it is supposed to have bombed. She tosses it over her shoulder where it explodes much like the can of soda with pop rocks. An old vinyl record of Ritchie Valens performing La Bamba? Nope. stuffed back into the abyss. These aren't alphabetical at all anymore. I need a librarian to organize my hammerspace. AH! Reba pulls out an old fashioned mortar bomb! Is this your card? ^u^
