i can never post irl ass on the internet because despite it being on the larger side i feel like i've unintentionally hyped it up to an unreasonable degree

Likes big things, paints small things, no relation. FFXIV and Tokusatsu obsessed. (Ultros: Rei Byrde, Couerl: Tatoba Tatoba)
i can never post irl ass on the internet because despite it being on the larger side i feel like i've unintentionally hyped it up to an unreasonable degree
it better be bigger than my sona's (it literally cant be its impossible)
i expect that u cannot fit thru a normal sized doorframe normally and have to walk thru it sideways to fit
Ass that is perfectly normal size from the front perspective but projects backwards a disturbing distance making this impossible
at that point its just an anatomically weird case of having two fleshy tails