I have two cats! Here is a couple pictures of them together. I specifically like how awkward the second picture looks.
The black cat is named Cartman. He's about 14 years old now. He was my grandmother's, then my parents had him, and now I do.
He is always demanding pets, and I often post pictures of him with the caption "this cat has never been touched" because he acts like it's been years. Sometimes he demands pets but also dodges your hand at the same time. He's pretty big at around 20 lbs.
The black and white cat is named PB (Piss Baby) for how he introduced himself to us as a kitten. When we first got him from a coworker he hid away for a whole day, then at 6 the following morning he climbed into our bed and got very lovey and purring, and then peed. He hasn't had any out of litterbox accidents since. He's a little over a year old now. I don't know how much he weighs currently but he's also rather heavy, I'd guess around 14 lbs. We'll find out next month.
He seems to enjoy water to some extent, though baths still annoy him. He'll climb into the bathtub and let water drip on him, or go near a shower and let the splashing hit him. He also still has the most pathetic meow which can kind of be heard in this twitch clip: https://clips.twitch.tv/HilariousTrustworthyHamburgerNotLikeThis-JTSmnm7JCN__cmUk
I will try to turn this into the thread about my cats as they continue to do silly things.
I hear loud purring to my right suddenly and he's just sitting zhere staring at me. Sometimes when he's really desperate he'll jump up into my hand before it gets low enough to force a pet

